“Were they spawned for their looks? No.
Will they be judged on them? Yes.”
Est. 2003, a basement, allegedly. Twenty candidates. Ten verdicts.
Your participation is mandatory in spirit.
No fish were consulted. Several were breaded.
VS
YOUR SERVICE IS COMPLETE
Verdicts rendered: 10 of 10. Fish judged: 20. Fish consulted: 0.
Your results have been entered into the housing ledger and cannot be appealed.
Rankings will be delivered to the Registrar by koi.
They line up either way.